Pro: My horse is athletic enough to leave from like, the next county over and jump clean.
Con: I am not athletic enough to stay on when this happens.
Pro: Head didn’t hit the ground! Nothing broken!
Con: Back muscles are very, very angry with me.
Pro: Horse stopped and did not step on me.
Con: Ended up on ground, not on top of horse.
Pro: I can’t get a pair of pants on. Which means I don’t have to wear pants.
Con: I still have to get dressed and go to work.
Pro: Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen are great!
Con: Might not have kidneys by the time this is over*
Pro: Got to catch up on a ton of TV this weekend
Con: Might not have any brain cells left
Pro: Got my money back on my show entry for next weekend
Con: Not showing next weekend
Pro: Only ruined my shirt, not the Animo breeches I had on
Con: Pretty sure my shirt was an omen for Carolina basketball
Pro: Not on video as evidence like uh, all of my other falls
Con: You don’t get to watch me lawn dart through the air.
Happy March Madness y’all!